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At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?
"Really?" the other replied...
Dr: We need to get these people to a hospital! Elaine
What is it? Dr: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!...
Yrneh Etac Broken pipe - No such file or directory --------------- (novax!
owhere!etac0) OR (etac0@nowhere) Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret....
What is the best secretary in the world to have? One that never misses a period.
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species....
A condo committee was screening a couple interested in renting an apartme
"What kind of work do you do?" they were asked. "My husband is an engineer and I'm a school-teacher," the wife replied....
There was a cannibal walking through the jungle and he came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked over the menu Broiled Missionary $25.00...
Yrneh Etac IV - No such process --------------- (novax!
owhere!etac4) OR (etac4@nowhere) I dread success....
1: Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
2: No, what? 1: He was repossessed....
Q: "Do you like Kipling?" A: "Don't know, I have never kippled.

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