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• Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
  Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework....
• Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Little Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
• Teacher: Why are you late? Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
  Teacher: What sign? Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow. "That's what I did....
• Little Johnny, the class troublemaker then raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I have something in my pants.
  It is long, thin, and has a pink end. Do YOU know what it is?...
• Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper. Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too.
• Naughty Johnny It is near the end of the school year, the teacher has written her reports, and there's really nothing to do.
  All the kids are restless because it's Friday afternoon and not much is happening....
• Little Johnny Learns to Count... The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
  "Yes," he says, "I do. My father taught me." "Good....
• One Monday morning the teacher told her second grade class that each student would have to go to the blackboard and draw something exciting that happened at home on the weekend.
  Little Johnny drew a broken vase and little Mary drew a broken lamp....
• Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
  Little Johnny: I is... Teacher: No, Little Johnny....