It's Good to be Woman!
** We got off the Titanic first.
** We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
** Taxis stop for us.
** We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing
** No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
** We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
** If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
** We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
** We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are
still there.
** We have the ability to dress ourselves.
** We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them
naked.
** If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an
idiot.
** There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
** We'll never regret piercing our ears.
** We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
** We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because
they aren't listening anyway.
