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• Not Listed One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole.
  He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway....
• Bungee Jumping Two guys are bungee-jumping one day.
  The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.
  The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole....
• Anything For Golf... A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.
  The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt....
• A small Indian brave walks up to his grandfather and ask
  "Grandfather, how do we Indians get our names?" "Well my son, the baby is named for an event that happened on the day baby is conceived....
• Some Really Dumb Criminals (Washington DC) Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck.
  Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck....
• hree strings were standing in front of a bar and were deciding wether or not to have a drink.
  The first says "You know they don't serve strings in this bar....