And these beauties from the radio:
-Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure.
-Be with us again next Saturday at 10 p.m. for "High Fidelity," designed
to help music lovers increase their reproduction.
-When you are thirsty, try 7-Up,the refreshing drink in the green bottle
with the big 7 on it and u-p after.
-Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from
the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
