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What did one arithmetic book say to the other? I've got a lot of problems.
Why do bananas put on suntan lotion? To keep from peeling.
Why is a room full of married people empty? Because there's not a single person in it.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Why did the jelly role? Because it saw the apple turn over.
Why did the fly dance on top of the pickle jar? Because it said twist to open.
Where do cows go on Saturday nights? To the moo-vies.
Why are birds poor? Because money doesn't grow on trees.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you.
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