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• Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, there were no light bulbs in the thirteenth century....
• Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None; people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
• How many utilitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....
• Q:" How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
• Q: How many gorrilas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...