Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q: How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 45: One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork....
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday....
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. It turned itself in.
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three: One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare....
Q: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: One to change the bulb, and the other to assume the ladder....
Q: How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?
A: Many hands make light work....
Q: How many federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Sorry, that item was cut from the budget!...
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's not funny!
Q: How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....
Q: How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!...

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