Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q: How many <ethnics> does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10: One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....
Q: How many "Real Men" does it take to change a light bulb?
A1:None. "Real Men" aren't afraid of the dark. A2:None of your damn business!...
Q: How many "Real Women" does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. A "Real Woman" would have plenty of "Real Men" around to do it....
Q: How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: What kind of answer did you have in mind?...
Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee....
Q: How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one....
Q: How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One-third less than for a regular bulb....
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
Q: How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Billions and billions.
Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three, but they're really one.

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