Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to screw it in, and the other to say "Fabulous!...
Q: How many Generals/Politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,000,001: One to change the bulb, and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again....
Q: How many gorrilas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it sure takes a ****load of light bulbs!...
Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....
Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him....
Q: How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to get a Tab, and one to call Daddy....
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. ("That's all right... I'll just sit here in the dark...")...
Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
Q: How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb? A: Who says it's dark?
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?

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