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125 There Was A Young Student From Yale Who Was Getting His First Piece Of Tail.
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125 There was a young student from Yale
Who was getting his first piece of tail.
He shoved in his pole,
But in the wrong hole,
And a voice from beneath yelled: "No sale!"
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