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• A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
  The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead....
• 32 There was a young lady of fashion Who had oodles and oodles of passion.
  To her lover she said, As they climbed into bed, "Here's one thing the bastards can't ration!...
• Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
  Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...
• Uncle Bill was finding the money in the movie business rather poor.
  Unless you were a big star minimum wage was the best you could expect....
• I Love Her, But... (a collection of men's thoughts on their women) .
  ..she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen....
• Kids Say the Darndest Things (Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes) A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
  On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens....
• Paybacks Are a Bitch There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk pulling a wagon and dragging a flattened frog on a string behind i
  when he comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....