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69 There Was A Young Dolly Named Molly Who Thought That To Frig Was A Folly.
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69 There was a young dolly named Molly
Who thought that to frig was a folly.
Said she, "Your pee-pee
Means nothing to me,
But I'll do it just to be jolly."
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