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• There once was a freshman named Lin, Whose tool was as thin as a pin, A virgin named Joan From a bible belt home, Said "This won't be much of a sin.
• 129 There was once a mechanic named Bench Whose best tool was a sturdy gut-wrench.
  With this vibrant device He could reach, in a trice, The innermost parts of a wench....
• There was an old prophet named Moses, Who once said, "A girl is a fool who supposes That a man, as a rule Can boast of a tool Proportionately long as his foot is.
• There once was a Scot named McAmeter With a tool of prodigious diameter.
  It was not the size That cause such surprise; 'Twas his rhythm -- iambic pentameter....
• here was a young person named Frisk whose screwing was really quite brisk but the speed of his action plus Fitzgerald contraction foreshortened his tool to a disk!
• There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
• 16 There once was a kiddie named Carr Caught a man on top of his mar.
  As he saw him stick 'er, He said with a snicker, "You do it much faster than par....
• There was once a man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent To save him the trouble He put it in the double And instead of coming he went.
• There once was a floozie named Annie Whose prices were cosy -- but canny
  A buck for a fuck, Fifty cents for a suck, And a dime for a feel of her fanny....