Limericks

Limericks

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86 I once was annoyed by a queer Who made his intentions quite clear.
Said I, "I'm no prude, So don't think me rude, But I'm already stewed, screwed, and tattooed....
87 A young wife in the outskirts of Reims Preferred frigging to going to mass.
Said her husband, "Take Jacques, Or any young cock, For I cannot live up to your ass....
88 The King named Oedipus Rex Who started this fuss about sex Put the world to great pains By the spots and the stains Which he made on his mother's pubex.
89 Now hear this fair lass from Rhode Isle Who said with a wink and a smile, "Sure, please stick it in, Be it thick be it thin, But if's rough I won't do as a file.
90 There was a young lady of Rhyll In an omnibus was taken ill, So she called the conductor, Who got in and fucked her, Which did more good than a pill.
91 There was a young German named Ringer Who was screwing an opera singer.
Said he with a grin, "Well, I've sure got it in!...
92 A young violinist from Rio Was seducing a lady named Cleo.
As she took down her panties She said, "No andante...
93 A young Juliet of St. Louis On a balcony stood acting screwy.
Her Romeo climbed, But he wasn't well timed, And half-way up, off he went -- blooey!...
95 There was a young man from Siam Who said, "I go in with a wham, But I soon lose my starch Like the mad month of March, And the lion comes out like a lamb.

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