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126 In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.
127 There was a young bride of Antigua Whose husband said, "Dear me, how big you are!
Said the girl, "What damn'd rot!...
128 There was a young damsel named Baker Who was poked in a pew by a Quaker.
He yelled, "My God! what Do you call this -- a twat?...
129 There was once a mechanic named Bench Whose best tool was a sturdy gut-wrench.
130 There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only one ball, But two little bitches Unbuttoned his britches, And found he had no balls at all.
131 A chippy who worked in Black Bluff Had a pussy as large as a muff.
It had room for both hands And some intimate glands, And was soft as a little ducks's fluff....
132 There was a young lady named Blount Who had a rectangular cunt.
She learned for diversion Posterior perversion, Since no one could fit here in front....
133 There was a young fellow named Bowen Whose pecker kept growin' and growin'.
134 There was a young lady named Brent With a cunt of enormous extent, And so deep and so wide, The acoustics inside Were so good you could hear when you spent.
135 There was a young girl from the Bronix Who had a vagina of onyx.
She had so much `tsoris' With her clitoris, She traded it in for a Packard....

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