Limericks

Limericks

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146 There once was a lady of Crete So enormously broad in the beam That one day in the ocean She caused such commotion That Admiral Byrd claimed her for America.
147 There was a young fellow named Cribbs Whose cock was so big it had ribs.
They were inches apart, And to suck it took art, While to fuck it took forty-two trips....
148 There was a young lady whose cunt Could accomodate a small punt.
Her mother said, "Annie, It matches your fanny, Which never was that of a runt....
149 There's a young Yiddish slut with two cunts, Whose pleasure in life is to pruntz.
150 There was a young man from Dallas Who had an exceptional phallus.
He couldn't find room In any girl's womb Without rubbing it first with Vitalis....
152 To his bride said the keen-eyed detective, "Can it be that my eyesight's defective?
153 There was a young girl of Detroit Who at fucking was very adroi
She could squeeze her vagina To a pin-point, or finer, Or open it out like a quoit....
And she had a friend named Durand Whose cock could contract or expand.
He could diddle a midge Or the arch of a bridge -- Their performance together was grand!...
155 There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes.
His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!...

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