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106 I wonder what my wife will want tonight; Wonder if the wife will fuss and fight?
I wonder can she tell That I've been raising hell...
My wife is just as nice as can be, I hope she doesn't feel to nice toward me, For an afternoon of joy Is hell on the old boy.
I wonder what the wife will want tonight!...
108 There's an unbroken babe from Toronto, Exceedingly hard to get onto, But when you get there, And have parted the hair, You can fuck her as much as you want to.
109 Une joile epousetta a Tours Voulait de gig-gig tous le jours.
Mais le mari disait, "Non! De trop n'est pas bon!...
110 A pretty wife living in Tours Demanded her daily amour.
But the husband said, "No! It's to much....
111 In the shade of the old apple tree Where between her fat legs I could see A little brown spot With the hair in a knot, And it certainly looked good to me.
I asked as I tickled her tit If she thought that my big thing would fit.
She said it would do So we had a good screw In the shade of the old apple tree....
In the shade of the old apple tree I got all that was coming to me.
In the soft dewy grass I had a fine piece of ass From a maiden that was fine to see....
I could hear the dull buzz of the bee As he sunk his grub hooks into me.
Her ass it was fine But you should have seen mine In the shade of the old apple tree....
115 A lad from far-off Transvaal Was lustful, but tactful withal.
He'd say, just for luck, "Mam'selle, do you fuck?...

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