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Words in {} should be interepreted as greek lette
Q: I M A {pi}{rho}Maniac. R U 1,2? o &l...
97.3% of all statistics are made up.
There was an Indian Chief, and he had three squaws, and kept them in three teepees.
Did you hear the one about the statistician? -Probably....
There was once a very smart horse. Anything that was shown it, it mastered easily, until one day, its teachers tried to teach it about rectanguar coordinates and it couldn't understand them.
All...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
Elephant banana sine theta in a direction mutually perpendicular to the two as determined by the right hand rule....
A Physicist and a mathematician setting in a faculty lounge.
Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire....
An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are staying in three adjoining cabins at a decrepit old motel.
First the engineer's coffee maker catches fire on the bathroom vanity. He smells the...
So a mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are out hunting together.
They spy a *deer in the woods....
A mathematician and a physicist were asked the following questio
Suppose you walked by a burning house and saw a hydrant and a hose not connected to the hydrant....

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