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Moebius always does it on the same side. Heisenberg might have slept here.
Aaron Avery, University of Wisconsi...
There was a mad scientist ( a mad ...social...
Here's a limerick I picked up off the net a few years back - looks better on paper.
\/3 / | 2 3 x 3....
There were two men trying to decide what to do for a living.
They went to see a counselor, and he decided that they had good problem solving skills....
Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.
One of the three men says, "I've got an idea....
THE STORY OF BABEL: In the beginning there was only one kind of Mathematician, created by the Great Mathamatical Spirit form the Book
he Topologist. And they grew to large numbers and pro...
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
What is "pi"? Mathematician: Pi is thenumber expressing the relationship between the circumference of a circle and its diameter.
Physicist: Pi is 3.1415927plus or minus 0.000000005 E...
emma: All horses are the same color. Proof (by induction)
Case n=1: In a set with only one horse, it is obvious that all horses in that set are the same color....
Several students were asked the following problem: Prove that all odd integers are prime.
Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student....

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