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Theorem : All positive integers are equal. Proof
Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B....
A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to a western country.
They drove to the airport, forced their wa...
An assemblage of the most gifted minds in the world were all posed the following questio
"What is 2 * 2 ?...
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
John C. George, U.Illinois Urbana-Champaig...
During a class of calculus my lecturer suddenly checked himself and stared intently at the table in front of him for a while.
Then he looked up at us and explained that he thought he had brought six...
What's nonorientable and lives in the sea? Mobius Dick. Jeff Dalton, U. of Edinburgh, UK
Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have profound implications to all of science.
Physicist: "Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those ...
Definition: Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion. Ilan Vardi, Stanford
The limit as n goes to infinity of sin(x)/n is 6. Proof
cancel the n in the numerator and denominator. Micah Fogel, UC-Berkeley...

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