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Ya' hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch the rays and became a tangent ?
My geometry teacher was sometimes acute, and sometimes obtuse, but always, he was right.
And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO)
Q: What's the title of this picture ? ....
Q: What quantity is represented by this ?
A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer scientist are on a photo-safari in africa.
They drive out on the savannah in their jeep, stop and scout the horizon with their binocula...
I saw the following scrawled on a math office blackboard in college
1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1 Rob Gardner, HP Ft. Collins, CO...
lim ---- 8-->9 \/ 8 = 3 Donald Chinn, UC-Berkeley
lim 3 = 8 w->oo (It is more obvious when handwritten.
..) Jorge Stolfi, DEC Systems Research Center, Palo Alto, CA...
Asked how his pet parrot died, the mathmatican answered "Polynomial. polygon.
Lumberjacks make good musicians because of their natural logarithms.

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