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Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)<sup>2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
Mathematicians never die - they only loose some of their functions.
Q: What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe?
A: Zero. Q: Why? A: Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!...
There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake.
There was an island in the middle of the lake, over which the kingdoms had been fighting for years....
Q: What is sour, yellow, and equivalent to the axiom of choice... A: Zorn's lemon...
Q: What is polite and works for the phone company? A: A deferential operator...
Q: What is purple and commutative? A: An abelian grape...
A mathematician organizes a raffle in which the prize is an infinite amount of money paid over an infinite amount of time.
Of course, with the promise of such a prize, his tickets sell like hot cake. ...
Q: What does the Ph.D. in math with a job say to the Ph.
D. in math without a job? A: `Paper or plastic?'...

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