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So how's your boyfriend doing, the math student?" "Don't mention that crazy pervert to me anymore!
We broke up." "How can you say such a nasty thing about him?...
It is only two weeks into the term that, in a calculus class, a student raises his hand and ask
Will we ever need this stuff in real life?" The professor gently smiles at him and say...
An American mathematician returns home from a conference in Moscow on real and complex analysis.
The immigration officer at the airport glances at his landing card and say...
An investment firm is hiring mathematicians.
Statistics Canada is hiring mathematicians. Three recent graduates are invited for an interview
one has a degree in pure mathematics, another one in applied math, and the third one obtained his B....
A math professor, a native Texan, was asked by one of his stude
What is mathematics good for?" He replied: "This question makes me sick!...
In a speech to a gathering of mathematics professors from throughout the United States, George W.
Denis Diderot was a French philosopher in the 18&l
up>th century. He traveled Europe extensively, and on his travels also stopped at the Russian court in St....
Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit, the first one shoots, missing it on the left.
The second one shoots and misses it on the right. The third one shouts: "We've hit it!...
b>Theorem. Every positive integer is interesting.
Proof. Assume towards a contradiction that there is an uninteresting positive integer....

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