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Q: How do you make one burn? A: Differentiate a log fire!
A math professor is talking to her little brother who just started his first year of graduate school in mathematics.
"What's your favorite thing about mathematics?" the brother wants to know. "Kno...
Q: How do you call the largest accumulation point of poles? A: Warsaw!
A visitor at the Royal Tyrell Museum asks a museum employee
Can you tell me how old the skeleton of that T-Rex is?...
The math professor's six-year-old son knocks at the door of his father's study.
"Daddy", he says. "I need help with a math problem I couldn't do at school....
What is Pi?" A mathematician: "Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter.
A computer programmer: "Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision....
A mathematician and a stock broker go to the races to bet on horses.
The broker suggests a bet of $10,000. That's too much for the mathematician's taste...
Q: What is the first derivative of a cow? A: Prime Rib!
When the logician's little son refused again to eat his vegetables for dinner, the father threatened him
If you don't eat your vegies, you won't get any ice-cream!" The son, frightened at the p...
Statistics shows that most people are abnormal!" "How that?
"According to statistics, a normal person has one breast and one testicle......

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