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Jokes About Kenneth Clarke, When U.K. Secretary Of State For Health
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Jokes about Kenneth Clarke, when U.K. Secretary of State for
Health:
What do you call a man who ignores doctors' advice? The health
secretary.
Kenneth Clarke dies this morning. Doctors said his condition was
'satisfactory'.
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