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A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.
The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc....
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls.
To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball with an onion....
In my hometown a well known rich businessman's wife broke her hip.
The businessman got the best bone surgeon in town to do the operation....
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant.
This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions....
Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.
The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woma...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery.
As she lays there, a man in white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet, and then leaves....
Doctor, don't cut so deep. That's the third operating table you've ruined this month!" ==
An 80 year woman married an 85 year old man. After about 6 months together the woman wasn't feeling well and she went to her doctor.
The doctor examined and said, "Congratulations Mrs. Jones, y...
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around.
He wanted to go on a fishing trip so he called the vet and asked him to look after things while he was gone....
In recent discussions on today's serious diseases, one of the most serious has been neglected
anneurisms....

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