Three women are sunning themselves on the beach, one catholic, one
protestant, and one JAP (Jewish American Princess). Suddenly, a man
runs by wearing nothing but a paper bag over his head. When he has
passed, the women look at each other self-conciously.
The catholic says, "At least it wasn't my husband"
The protestant says, "At least it wasn't my boyfriend"
The JAP says, "Why, he wasn't even a member of the country club"
