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• How many Iranians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  100. One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....
• Q:" How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....
• How many bankers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination....
• Q: How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Five, one to hold the bulb, and four to turn the ladder....
• Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of these....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
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• Q:" How many Hoosiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Twenty. One to hold the bulb, four to hold the chair, and fifteen to drink Moonshine until the room spins around....
• Q:" How many Union Electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Seventeen - One to give the bulb to the screw-inner....