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  After he located it, he realized that he forgot his wallet....
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  After he located it, he realized that he forgot his wallet....
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• Dumb & Dumber ** A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
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• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
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• Paybacks Are a Bitch There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk pulling a wagon and dragging a flattened frog on a string behind i
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• Some Really Dumb Criminals (Washington DC) Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck.
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• He's Dead Jim. Get His Phaser, I Got His Wallet.
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