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Ring, Ring: The Number You Have Xxx-xxxx (your Number) Has Been Changed, The New Number Is Xxx-xxxx (again, Your Number).
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Ring, Ring:
The number you have xxx-xxxx (your number) has been changed, the
new number is xxx-xxxx (again, your number). CULATA!
Related:
My answering machine reads, with spooky music in the background, or Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, "Hello.
You have reached xxx-xxxx,otherwise known as the epicenter of the universe....
Thank you for calling XXX-XXXX. If you wish to speak to Tim push 1 on your touch tone phone now.
If you wish to speak to Lynn push 2 on your touch tone phone now....
in Michelangelo's voice: Hi, dudes, this is 031 343 xxxx.
This is the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles' secret underground hideaway....
Your lucky number has been discontinued.
beep, beep, beep> The number you have reached, Seven.
Six. Seven. One. Two. Three. Four. [Use your number here....
I saw this in the For Sale column of our local newspaper.
.. ( some parts have been censored ;-) Cemetary Plot, No....
Calling Technical Support.... Ring... Ring... Ring.
.. Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring....
b.g. music is frantic, violin oriented] "hello.
you have reached xxx-xxxx. we are currently unable to answer because we are either chasing, or being chased by, bats....
A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
.. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....