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[VOICE 1] Answer The Phone, Please, Hal. [VOICE 2] I'm Sorry, Dave, I Can't Do That.
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[VOICE 1] Answer the phone, please, Hal.
[VOICE 2] I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
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