Saddam Hussein's Top Ten Birthday Activities (Late Night With David Letterman - 4/30/91) 10.

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Saddam Hussein's Top Ten Birthday Activities
(Late Night With David Letterman - 4/30/91)
10. Pose for snapshot with moustache-shaped cake.
9. Admire trophy from staff inscribed "World's Greatest
Dictator".
8. Get photos of visit to Kuwait back from Fotomat.
7. Get birthday wish from fat weather guy on Iraqi Today
Show.
6. Strip-O-Gram from Khadafy where girl takes off veil only.
5. Go to T.G.I.Friday's; show driver's license: get free
order of Buffalo wings.
4. Suck helium out of balloons: issue execution orders in
high squeaky voice.
3. Shower. {Odd birthdays only.}
2. Hide in bunker in case U.S. Air Force decides to give him
another "surprise party".
1. Take off pants; pretend he's Ted Kennedy.

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