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  (Only he did not say serviced.) "But son when you come back tell me the bull 'surprised' the white cow, and I'll know what you mean....
• From: suhre@trwrb.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre) Subjec
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• There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred.
  So, he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture....
• There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred.
  So, he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture....
• Church Humor Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed
  "The Gate of Heaven". Below that was a small cardboard sign which read...
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• ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
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