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  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
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• A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
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  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
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  When he asked her to explain its origin, she stammered, "Well ....
• Two travelling salesmen, Jack and Bob, were driving through along a desolate stretch of Kansas highway when their car broke down.
  It was getting late, and the only building for miles around was a weather-battered old gas station a mile up the road....