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• There was a big party going on in the local mental hospital.
  It was a big event, and one of the local doctors had been invited to tour the grounds during the festival....
• The Bald Eagle... One day there was a man who was walking through the forest and got lost.
  He wandered around for over a week, and was beginning to starve....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• in the mid-80s, there were 2 rich men who were constantly arguing over the purpose of the head on a man's penis.
  one man insisted that it was for the pleasure of the man, and the other insisted that it was for the pleasure of the woman....
• Not the Sharpest Knife in the Drawer! Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.
  After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting pleas to come out and give himself up....
• One day in the city of Juarez, a group of people who happened to be outside on a warm summer day
  (taking thier afternoon siesta one would suppose), witnessed an event that would spur talk of a local hero for many days....
• A bald guy was talking to a friend. He said his wife had been kidding him that his bald head felt just like her ass.
  The friend reached out and rubbed his head, nodded wisely and said, "You know, she's right!...
• How about the smart ass who runs his hand over your bald spot and sez
  "Ooohhhh How Smooooth. It feels like my wife's ass!...
• Word Play... The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtractingor changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
  Here are some recent winners: Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly....