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• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• A man goes to the doctor and is told he has only six hours to live.
  He rushes home and tells his wife and then says lets make love....
• A girl goes to her doctor and says "Doctor Doctor, I have a Y on my beast" and the doctor says "well how did it get there" and she says "I was doing my boyfriend and he was wearing a his College T-Shi
  Yale", so the doctor says ok take this medicine you'll be fine, so the next day she goes back to the doctor and says "I have a BC on my breast" and the doctor asks how she got it there, and she says "I was being done by my other boyfiend and he's from Boston College" so he tells her to take the medicine, and the next day she is back and she tells the Doc she has a W on her breasts and her doctor said "let me guess, you have a boyfriend from Winscinson University" and she says "no I was with my girlfriend last night and she from Michigan University!...
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• Kids Say the Darndest Things (Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes) A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
  On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens....
• During a routine physical, a doctor tells his patient to drop his pants.
  After the exam, the doctor says to the man, "You have the filthiest balls I've ever seen!...
• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
• Learnign to share There was a man and woman that were married.
  And the man had a problem with referring to everything as his instead of theirs....