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• Jesus and Moses are sitting around Heaven one day, bored.
  Waddya wanna do today, Moses?" Jesus asks. "I don't know," Moses replies....
• It's my life and I like it, don't tell me my mind!
• Alimony? ...sounds kinda like "all yer money
• A man was trapped on a deserted island that was sinking into the sea.
  As the water lapped around his feet, a motor boat suddenly approached the island....
• Tower: Hotel-1, cleared to hover taxi, stay clear of Runway 16, Cessna in the pattern doing touch and go's.
  Me: Cessna 123, downwind for 16. H-1: Uh, Tower, could we get some progressive taxi instructions?...
• During Jesus' crucifixion, a mob of angry people gathered at the base of the hill that his cross sat on top of.
  The guards kept all of them back, includ- ing his disciples....
• The Bald Eagle... One day there was a man who was walking through the forest and got lost.
  He wandered around for over a week, and was beginning to starve....
• A man is looking at a soccer game, in this case FEYENOORD - AJAX
  suddenly Feyenoord scores a goal, and the dog applauds....