King Arthur was about to go fight in the crusades. He felt sceptical
about leaving his wife (a beautiful young woman) with his 100 servants.
He decides to put a chastity belt on his wife so that if a man tried to
screw her, he'd get his dick chopped off. When he came back from the
crusades he had all of his servants line up in a row and drop their
pants. All of them had their dicks chopped off except one man. "Son,"
King Arthur said, "Thank you for living up to the trust I have put on
thee. I will grant you anything you want!" The servent replied in a
very undistinguishable tone, "I wrruqbrg gwergnewrgh"!