Japanese visitor goes to a bank in Britain just as it opens and asks to
change Yen into Pounds.
"I'm sorry, Sir, but you'll have to come back after 12noon, as our
computers are down and we don't have the exchange rate yet," said the
teller.
"But want to change Yen to Pounds", replied the visitor.
"I'm sorry, but you'll have to return after noon," said the teller.
"Need to change Yen to Pounds", insisted the visitor.
"You don't understand ... we don't have the exchange rate yet, so I
can't change your money. Currency fluctuations, you see" replied the
teller.
"Currency Whaaaaaaaaaaa?" inquired the visitor.
"Fluctuations - Fluctuations" said the exasperated teller.
"Ah, fluc you British, too then" yelled the visitor as he stormed out of
the bank.
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