Billy crystal was on Saturday Night Live, and during rahersals he
accedentally slamed a door on his finger. The finger was severed at the
first joint. They were about to leave for the hospital when Billy Crystal
insisted they find his finger so the docs could sew it back on. Everyone
looked. Finally, a union man found it in the latch of the door. "Well
bring it over," they cried, and he said, "I can't -- I'm Set. Hey, Props!"
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...