A woman seated at the movies was surprised to find, sitting in the two
adjacent seats, a man with his arm around a sheep dog. All through the
movie, she noticed the dog watching the picture with apparent understanding
- snarling when the villain appeared, yelping happily at the funny parts. At
the end of the movie, she tapped the man on the shoulder. "I just can't get
over how much your dog enjoyed the movie," she said. "It surprises me too,"
the man answered, "He absolutely despised the book."
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...