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• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.
  The pilot and co pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle....
• A small, 14-seat plane is circling for a landing in Allentown.
  It's totally fogged in, zero visibility, and suddenly there's a small electrical fire in the cockpit which disables all of the instruments and the radio....
• The tower was having some difficulty working a student pilot in the pattern and it finally came down to thi
  TOWER - 95 Delta, do you read the tower? 95D - 675, sir TOWER - 95 Delta, Say Again 95D - I think it is 675....
• Pilot coming in with his buddy who had never flown before
  Pilot: This is 1234 Delta five miles north for landing with Mike....
• Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
  ------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints?...
• Here's another one from the wacky minds of our Military controllers at Namao.
  A bit of Background is in order: CFB Edmonton (Namao) is a military field just outside of Edmonton....
• Actually, I prefer the IBM version of this joke... A small, 14-seat plane is circling for a landing in Atlanta.
  It's totally fogged in, zero visibility, and suddenly there's a small electrical fire in the cockpit which disables all of the instruments and the radio....