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• LITTLE JOHNNY The teacher asked little Johnny, "What's two and two?
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• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Think Different There were five programers from Microsoft and five programers from Apple that met in a train station while getting ready to go to a meeting.
  The five programers from Microsoft went up and purchased 5 tickets for the train ride....
• How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is....
• If The Airlines Sold Paint Customer (CU): Hi, how much is your paint?
  Clerk (CL): Well, sir, that all depends. CU: Depends on what?...
• At a football game between Southern Methodist and Notre Dame, two Texans, Bo and Jimbob, were seated behind two nuns.
  Bo said to his friend, "I can't wait to get back to Dallas....