Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Jane and John met at a Christmas party, dated a few times, and decided to get married as soon as possible.
This acomplished, they set off for their honeymoon in Orlando. There they were, drink...
RAYMOND B.
So many Jerks, so few bulle
Bureaucrats cut red tape -- lengthwise!
Mommy, mommy, why is Daddy running down the street?" -- "Shut up and reload.
Eat the rich -- the poor are tough & stringy
Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload.
An Aggie was driving through the streets of Fort Worth when he spotted a frog sitting by the side of the road.
The frog had long eye lashes and seemed to be batting it's eyes and smiling at him. ...
Guy 1: Old McDonald had a farm, eh I eh I oh. And on this farm he had some pigs.
Guy 2: What? is your sister on his farm?...
Why do they have billboards on the highway that say: ARE YOU ILLITERATE ???

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