Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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A man was cleaning up the elephant's dung at the circus one day when a fellow walked up and asked him "Is that what you do all day?
"Yup. Been doin' it fer yars!" He replied. "Man I would never cl...
A guy goes to a psychiatrist and says "Doc I have a problem.
Two months ago my cousin died and left me $75,000....
Dare I buy that book on self-assertiveness?
An old cowboy was sitting in a bar somewhere in west texas, animatedly telling all his drinking buddies about the contest he won.
"Yeah boys, I realy won that free trip to Ney York City, It's g...
a man being led to the electric chair says "Well, this will certainly teach me a lesson.
A man with a pain in his arm called a doctor to make an appointment.
The secretary told him to bring a sample of his morning urine with him....
Did you hear about the Greek guy who left home because his father wouldn't get off his back.
He had to go back home because he couldn't leave his brothers' behind....
Did you hear about the Greek guy who was charged with buggery?
He hired a smart lawyer and had the charge reduced to "following too close"....
Friends don't let friends use ProComm!

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