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The nuns at the local convent had their daily annoucement session.
The mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious frown on her face....
Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven.
Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's penis," she said....
The seven dwarfs are in Rome and they go on a tour of the city.
After a while they go to the Vatican and meet the pope....
A nun is undressing for a bath and while she's standing naked there's a knock at the door.
The nun calls: "Who is it?" a voice answers: "A blind man"....
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge fish for supper.
A man was walking by and said "Wow what a goddamn fish!...
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die.
They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone woul...
Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven.
At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells....
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.
It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment o...
Sister Catherine is asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Sheila says: "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!" Sister Catherine...
A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she is very ill and wants to experience sex before she dies.
The bus driver agrees to accomodate her, but the nun explai...

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