Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it....
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")...
Q: How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!...
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....
Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Both of them.
Q: How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Billions and billions.
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
Q: How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb....
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous....

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