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Bella Abzug Says Having Ms. Ferraro On The Ticket Will Be "a Whole New Step In American History.
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Bella Abzug says having Ms. Ferraro on the ticket will be "a whole new step in
American history." We're still waiting to find out what it was taken in. A
Naturalizer, maybe?
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Our friend Orly says he figures Mr. Mondale put Ms.
Ferraro on the ticket just to help him skirt more issues....
American history is about doors being opened," says Gerry Ferraro.
And sometimes about finding skeletons in the closets behind them....
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As we get it, GOP strategy will be to depict Ms. Ferraro as a candidatette.
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).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
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