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Talk, Unlike The Democratic Platform, Is Cheap," Bob Dole Told The Convention.
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"Talk, unlike the Democratic platform, is cheap," Bob Dole told the
convention. Obviously he hasn't seen OUR phone bill.
Related:
How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
Jesse Jackson says the main reason for holding the convention is to adopt a platform.
Then why didn't he leave when that was done?...
Relatives who have survived me. -Bob Dole
We're not a per/+fect party," says Bob Dole. How can he expect the president to win with that kind of damaging insider revelation?
From Our Finest Minds -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SMOKING KILLS.
AND IF YOU'RE KILLED, YOU'VE LOST A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR LIFE....
US President Bill Clinton plans to reduce the budget deficit by an appeal to sacrifice.
The problem, however, is that every time he gets near a virgin....
looking Forward There was once a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s.
For the sake of this story, we'll call him Jack....
If you think talk is cheap, talk to a lawyer.
The Democratic platform runs 35,000 words. Divided by the number of people who'll ever read it all, that's about 1,000 words each.